Bumper Stickers:

  1. I fish, Therefore I lie
  2. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries
  3. Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere
  4. On the other hand, you have different fingers
  5. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure
  6. Gravity always gets me down
  7. They told me I was gullible, and I believed them
  8. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after
  9. It's bad luck to be superstitious
  10. A day without sunshine is like night
  11. It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere

License Plate Brain Teasers:

  1. FILLRUP
  2. CULATR
  3. H20-U-UP-2
  4. 1DRFL
  5. 2M8O
  6. UNEEK
  7. 1DRK NYT
  8. QCUMBR
  9. 2COOL4U
  10. 10SNE1
  11. 2ZRESQ
  12. IT XLR8S